Smart Bum

I am willing to give away $500,000. That's half a million dollars. I'll make this short and simple. As perhaps with many people, it is my goal to become a millionaire in the shortest and quickest amount of time. Am I bum? I suppose you could label me as that, but if you do then you could consider me an advanced bum, The Smart Bum. You know I bet you get really sick of seeing all these bums on every single street corner, begging for money. It's such an eyesore isn't? Don't you hate it when you pull up to the red light and stop, and there they are, just staring at you looking all pathetic, I mean really, and even when you ignore them, you can just feel them staring at you until finally you give in and give them a glance, and maybe read a bit of their homeless sign. I know I do, but I wouldn't be so sick of it if they at least had something to offer. I mean shit, at least have something to offer, like go get some free Thrifty Nickels or something, then